Tensa Situación
This morning I woke up and meditated for 15 minutes and then I walked over to the on-site gym. I unlocked the door to an empty room. Good, I could control the environment something I especially needed this morning since my head was pounding and my hands shaking from too much wine, beer, and vodka the day before.
I stuck my IPOD buds in my ears and turned on some lively jazz tunes. I clicked on the overhead TV and turned the noise down to zero. I jumped on the treadmill and began to sweat.
I clicked the remote until I found VH1 channel. Each morning they usually run the same stream of popular music videos and my favorite is a band that does a choreographed exercise routine on 6 treadmills. The song is On the Go. The 5 musicians look like the Beatles in their first movie, A Hard Day’s Night. These musician’s humor and bravery are evident as they leap from treadmill to treadmill while singing. How on earth do they know when the treadmills reverse themselves so that the musicians must walk backwards in synchronicity instead of being hurled into space? It’s probably a digital trick.
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A Latina woman enters the gym. I feel selfish watching a silent TV to the sound of my IPOD (which she of course cannot hear). Since she is IPOD-less I offer her the remote. She turns the channel to a Mexican news station and amps up the sound (way too high in my humble opinion).
I watch as a parade of horrors unfolds. Tensa Situación, Tragedia en Tluacán, Trágico Accidente en Ecuador. The first scenario – the tense situation – is shot with ahand-held camera at crazy angles ecording people running amok through the streets of some southeast Asian metropolis. In Tluacan people on the banks of a fast-flowing river were fishing out the body of a child from the water, and in Ecuador it appeared that a slope had slid onto a road and buried some hapless commuters. These news were followed by slightly more cheerful views of thousands of the faithful crowding the central Mosque of Mecca for the start of Ramadan in Arabia Saudita which, coincidentally (or by Revelatory design?) coincides with the Jewish High Holy Days this year. This image was followed by one of the Pope in the Vatican announcing that he plans to meet with top Muslim leaders to work on religious tolerance.
I know why we are tense now, why we have problems with anxiety. We are tense because we wake up and watch the damn news every morning! I turn away from the TV and glance at the sign on the wall, “Be considerate. No music, please.” We can’t play music in our gym but we can introduce this visual carnage to get our hearts pumping! And what is it with these Spanish news bites where they put the adjectives before the noun, as if in English? (e.g. Tensa situación replaces situación tensa? )
Tomorrow morning I’m going to hide the remote.
I stuck my IPOD buds in my ears and turned on some lively jazz tunes. I clicked on the overhead TV and turned the noise down to zero. I jumped on the treadmill and began to sweat.
I clicked the remote until I found VH1 channel. Each morning they usually run the same stream of popular music videos and my favorite is a band that does a choreographed exercise routine on 6 treadmills. The song is On the Go. The 5 musicians look like the Beatles in their first movie, A Hard Day’s Night. These musician’s humor and bravery are evident as they leap from treadmill to treadmill while singing. How on earth do they know when the treadmills reverse themselves so that the musicians must walk backwards in synchronicity instead of being hurled into space? It’s probably a digital trick.
Next follows America’s new black diva -- move over Whitney drugged-out and abused Houston -- here comes Beyoncé! Buxom, gorgeous, and healthy weight Beyoncé!
A Latina woman enters the gym. I feel selfish watching a silent TV to the sound of my IPOD (which she of course cannot hear). Since she is IPOD-less I offer her the remote. She turns the channel to a Mexican news station and amps up the sound (way too high in my humble opinion).
I watch as a parade of horrors unfolds. Tensa Situación, Tragedia en Tluacán, Trágico Accidente en Ecuador. The first scenario – the tense situation – is shot with ahand-held camera at crazy angles ecording people running amok through the streets of some southeast Asian metropolis. In Tluacan people on the banks of a fast-flowing river were fishing out the body of a child from the water, and in Ecuador it appeared that a slope had slid onto a road and buried some hapless commuters. These news were followed by slightly more cheerful views of thousands of the faithful crowding the central Mosque of Mecca for the start of Ramadan in Arabia Saudita which, coincidentally (or by Revelatory design?) coincides with the Jewish High Holy Days this year. This image was followed by one of the Pope in the Vatican announcing that he plans to meet with top Muslim leaders to work on religious tolerance.
I know why we are tense now, why we have problems with anxiety. We are tense because we wake up and watch the damn news every morning! I turn away from the TV and glance at the sign on the wall, “Be considerate. No music, please.” We can’t play music in our gym but we can introduce this visual carnage to get our hearts pumping! And what is it with these Spanish news bites where they put the adjectives before the noun, as if in English? (e.g. Tensa situación replaces situación tensa? )
Tomorrow morning I’m going to hide the remote.





